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change jingler 

a man that waits in alleys waiting to molest children.
"Hey don't go by that pawnshop, some Change Jingler got Jeff down there last week!"
change jingler by Eddie Dean January 8, 2009

change yourself for someone 

Changing yourself for someone is a toxic sign of thinking your falling in love. It is a way of feeling accepted but not for your true self. It’s not a weakness or an insecurity, it’s more an urge of wanting-ness and the will power of wanting to change yourself for someone. It’s called love -toxic love- be YOURSELF, be UNIQUE
“No you shouldn’t have to change yourself for someone, you are perfect just the way you are”

change machine 

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
change machine by BOS2000 April 27, 2006

change lanes without indicating 

Whilst having penetrative vaginal intercourse with a woman, usually with her on all fours in the "doggy" position, a man might suddenly transfer his penis from to her anus, without warning the woman of this sudden change. The woman's reaction is usually like that of other motorists when a driver swerves into another lan on the road without indicating: she honks loudly and attempts to stop.
"I was going away busily at this woman who was a bit loose, so I decided to take my chance, and changed lanes without indicating. You could have heard her yell in Sacramento, but boy, was she tighter there."

Change Agent 

Describes someone or something that brings about, or helps to bring about, change. Can also be referred to as a Catalyst.
I am a "change agent"... I help to bring about change.

change the channel drama 

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."