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calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007
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chalatise

flamboyant, wild, bold,crazy and unforgettable. She a ride or die for the ones she like and if you need it she will provide it. loyal , bipolar , crazy . blunt , speaks her mind, has her own style and will curse a nigga out in a second if he/see comes at her sideways. You will think she's stuck up and concieted at first, but once you talk and get to know her she will be one of coolest chicks on earth.
That girl is such a chalatise . You better stop before she Chalatise yo ass! we need more people like chalatise
by ceci February 7, 2014
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Calamivanche

An avalanche of dirty dishes caused by your wife leaving empty bottles of water around carelessly that start a Mouse Trap like chain of epic events that ends with something heavy landing on your foot and nearly cutting off your toe.
I go to get a clean spoon out of the silverware drawer. A large Empty bottle of my wife's water tumbles onto my hand, knocking the spoon out of my hand. In an ill fated attempt to catch both the water bottle and spoon, my elbow hits a frying pan left on the stove, which propels into the air, landing on the Foreman grill which then falls on its side and the lid flips open and hits an open bag of flour that spills everywhere creating a white cloud that covers my face causing me to stagger, temporarily blinded, stubbing my toe on the rubber broom sticking out into the room, sending me stumbling into a stack of dirty dished waiting to be washed, and the stack crashes to the ground. I then bend down to pick them up, and sharply hit my head on the cupboard when standing back up. The heavy glass lid from the frying pan falls off the counter from the thump of my head on the cupboard. It falls off, hitting my foot nearly cutting off my big toe. This is a fully blown Calamivanche.
by Lucien V May 15, 2014
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Chlamidatittyitis

A serious condition in which ones whole vagina and titties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage.
"I'm afraid I do not bring good new ma'am." "Just spit it out Doctor! What do I have?" "It's...*pushes up glasses* Chlamidatittyitis.."
by Suckmyassmaster45 July 27, 2016
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Chalams

Insulting form of the name Charlie. Meaning, “faggotbitch”
Hey Chalams getchur ass over here you dumb shit
by Ehope4.21 September 13, 2018
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Chlamidiot

She’s such a chlamidiot
by Snow03 March 13, 2020
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Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023
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