pappa césar

Going to the toilet with a book or magazine and disappearing forever.

He is going to Pappa César on us.

by Pixicube March 11, 2014

Cesar

Cesar is the type of person who has a lot of hair (messy hair), short, skinny legend, and a guy you would want to be friends with, he has a great personality and has an amazing sense of humor, he loves to watch hentai and netflix in his free time, he is the type of guy a girl (or boy, its 2019 who gives a fuck) would instantly fall in love with, he loves to joke around and likes to mess around with friends. He could use some work on his hair tbh.

Cesar has an Asian girlfriend.

by Ugly_Brayan July 1, 2019

Casarez

A very triggered person who had a very bad childhood,uses her anger towards kids,nickname casarol,very disliked in the teenage community,and has very bad anger issues

Naruto:There goes Mrs.Casarez yelling at another kid
Some faggot:yeah she is the definition of a drama queen

by El mum February 27, 2017

Cesareo

Has a monster ring and sexy af. Will always flirt with older ladies (MILFs). Girls want him, boys want to be him. Hide yah wife cuz he about to snatch the cooter

Cesareo is a fucking home wrecker dawg.

by Cesareo69 October 19, 2021

Pulling a Cesar

Pulling a Cesar occurs when one looses touch with rational reality and succumbs to harsh decision making. Typically always associated with unnessesary anxiety.

Person 1: Dood I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Person 2: OMG CALL THE AMBER LAMPS ILL RUN FOR HELP AND TUNE UP YOUR COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME
Person 1: Take it easy man, no need to be pulling a Cesar today

by ImmortalCesar August 31, 2010

Cesar

Is always chasing a white girls he doesn't care of they are fat or skinny rich or pour and will break up with a latina for a white chick and lies about paying you your money back and doesn't pay you back untill he's dead

"There goes Cesar again with another white chick!"

by Leafmonkey October 13, 2018

caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010