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Cereal Sauce

"I need some cereal sauce for my krispies!"
by gastrointestinal malfunction February 20, 2012
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cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.
Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?
by ben claude May 6, 2003
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cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.
I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.
by Tayski January 5, 2015
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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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are you cereal?

a substitute phrase for 'are you serious?', whch can be modified in a number of ways, eg 'are you for cereal?' (are you for real?)
Johnny: I just saw Britney Spears walking down the street
Kate: Are you cereal?
by katattack December 8, 2007
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cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.
Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.
by The World August 10, 2003
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cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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