condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023

Centola

That dude is FUCKING HILAROUS... I mean seriously this guy will do or say anything to make you laugh. He hates seeing you sad, and when he does, he will crack jokes to lighten your day. But don't let his niceness fool you, if you mess with him or the people, he loves OHHHH you're done. He yells pretty loudly and will make your ears hurt. If you have a Centola in your life, don't let go of him. He is funny, loyal, sweet, and caring. A Centola will always take your side without listening to the whole story.

You: My day was horrible, I lost a lot of money from betting, and this dude kept pissing me off, so I beat him up
Centola: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You: that joke was so stupid it made me laugh😂

by That_one_ronaldo_fan December 22, 2024

Condolgent

Describing a food that is irresistibly indulgent, rich, and satisfying, often savory, saucy, crispy, or umami-packed

The honey glazed nuggets and the sauce filled bbq burgers are so condolgent; I can’t stop eating them

by FoodieYootie March 17, 2025

Mean condolities

A condition where u cannot control what u say and makes u say rude and horrible things without thinking.

Random: Yah it's ok it's not your fault your useless

Random: what was that form??

Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities

Random: oh sorry then it's alright!

by Halfvegetarian December 25, 2021