Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
by Larry Stevens June 28, 2005
by Big Ed February 06, 2020
John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
by Fluforon January 29, 2019
by cometsoccer July 03, 2009
concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.
The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
by Braniff747 September 28, 2012
A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 28, 2018