cattle prod

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
by Larry Stevens June 28, 2005
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Cattle Misandry

The discrimination or hatred of vegans against the male sex, specifically involving cattle.
Vegan - “milk is for baby cows!”

Normal person - “what about the bulls? That’s cattle Misandry.”
by Big Ed February 06, 2020
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Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people
John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
by Fluforon January 29, 2019
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pissin cattle

used to express one's state of mind during a frustrating, awkward, or ridiculous scenario.
leigh kicked my spiderman cup and i was pissin cattle. JESUS MURPHY.
by cometsoccer July 03, 2009
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Cattle Chute

concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.
Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!
by Braniff747 September 28, 2012
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cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 28, 2018
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