Catapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

by Richard English October 26, 2009

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Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.

"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"

by marc nofler January 2, 2007

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catastrophallic

Something worse than catastrophic.

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.

by Bradley Python February 18, 2008

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Catastrophoclysm

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.

This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!

by B-Lister January 6, 2011

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Snowball catastrophizing

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.

She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.

by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016

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crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

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