Being too poor to afford a real carwash from the local hard working benefit cheats, so just waiting for it to rain instead.
Clive: Gona nip down to Barry's handwash and get the motor looking brand spankers
Colin: Just wait for it to rain and save yourself a fiver, have your self a council carwash!
Colin: Just wait for it to rain and save yourself a fiver, have your self a council carwash!
by CliveAlive December 7, 2011
Get the Council Carwashmug. The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014
Get the The Homeless Carwashmug. When a girl with braces squirts a whole tube of toothpaste in her mouth and proceeds to perform oral sex on her dad.
by Vitocp August 3, 2010
Get the ghetto carwashmug. Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
Get the van damme carwashmug. When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.
by mexican carwash July 12, 2007
Get the mexican carwashmug. The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.
Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
by pulzd March 16, 2011
Get the New Zealand Carwashmug. When you perform the act of bukkake (full load on the face) on another then urinating on his/her face to wash it off.
by Macelroy July 8, 2010
Get the Tijuana Carwashmug.