high as carrots 

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

high as carrots by Fowlage November 14, 2017

Girls who eat carrots 

An idiom illustrating young ladies who "hop" from shallow relationship to shallow relationship with well off men, primarily for gifts, especially jewelery (carats, karats).

Mortimer: I saw Winthrop and Billy Rae at the club with Bunny and Muffy last night.

Randolph: Oh no! We must cock block that, they're girls who eat carrots.

Girls who eat carrots by Roaring Dan June 16, 2021

girls who eat carrots 

a sentence said by one and only louis tomlinson referring to girls who like blowjobs. why he said girls? we don’t know! (we actually do, it’s called closeting) but what we know for sure is that man is gay as fuck.

Louis: i like girls who eat carrots

the whole fucking world: girls? you sure?

girls who eat carrots by killmymind28 June 17, 2021

canning carrots 

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole

She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?

canning carrots by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010

Girls who eat carrots 

“I like girls who eat carrots”-Louis Tomlinson

I love that Louis said that sentence with i like girls who eat carrots.

Girls who eat carrots by Aria<3 February 5, 2021

Eating carrots 

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

Eating carrots by yeahItappedthat March 7, 2007

Girls Who Eat Carrots 

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girls who eat carrots

Girls Who Eat Carrots by blueykazooie March 4, 2021