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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.
POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.
by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011
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Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
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cracking the clam

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
by sugabear March 12, 2015
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baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.
I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.
by Slap Happy September 17, 2006
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Cracking a moisty

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now
by Broooooooooooke April 28, 2011
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earjacking

Making your friends listen to horrible music against their will.
I hate riding in the van with her, I'm always earjacked!
by Amanda_W July 26, 2005
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Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
by PopeMichael February 9, 2010
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