Fish Cating

The opposite of a cat fish. When a person looks ugly on social media but good in real life.

Dude 1 (looks at friends phone): Yo that chiick is ugly.
Dude 2: Nah bro you should see her in person. She Is just fish cating.

by Dude_brooooo June 4, 2018

nyan catting

a really fucking annoying virus that earrapes you and you can never delete it. help me.

person 1: bruh why does your laptop keep splurting out the nyan cat theme
person 2: idk man its a virus that I cant ever delete. its nyan catting.

by ihaveanyancatvirus July 24, 2020

what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011

cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient

If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.

by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

Canning

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.

We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.

by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018

Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008