canada

A cool country which has the largest Australian population outside of Australia.

Is the king of marching bands, giant shopping malls, cool people, Tim Hortons donuts (mmmm...) and of couse, Hockey.

Canada is the place of mountains, Tim Hortons, Marching Bands, Ice Hockey, Giant Malls, really friendly people, and a large amount of Aussies... I know from experiance... the amount of Aussies I ran into during my trip was amazing! Plus Aussies and Canadians think the same and have the same sense of humour!

canada by Linnibelle August 27, 2005

Canada

A place where nothing happens.

Zach: Woah dude, did you visit Canada recently?
Simon: Nothing goes on in Canada Zach.

Canada by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

Canada

America's hat.

"Bet you wish your hat was as cool as this hat." America

"Fuck you." China

"What? Sorry, I was busy trying to get Alaska to stop hugging me, what I miss?" Canada

"*sniff* I have feelings too!" Mongolia

Canada by osmo512 September 9, 2009

Canada

Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings?
Right on, eh?

Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp.
Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo!

Canada by carmendunwoody May 13, 2005

Canada

It isn't real

"Hey man, wanna go to Canada?" "No, sorry man, I only go to real places."

Canada by SwinkusDinkus December 11, 2016

Canada

Canada is a country to the North of the United States that is often stereotyped as overly kind, and that Canadians say "Sorry" too much.

Is being too kind really a thing?
No, it's not we just have manners.

Canadians are seen as enjoying the natural snow of our climate, but in reality we just deal with it because we ain't no pussies. The snow is a massive inconvenience, it's quite annoying.

Canada has free health care, the prime minister looks like a Disney prince, and weed is legal here.

1
Teacher: "Canada is the second largest country on earth, with only a population of a little over 30 million."
Student: "that's pretty neat"

2
Person 1: "Canada seems so cool!"
Person 2: "It is, what an amazing country".

Canada by Local beyblade enthusiast November 29, 2018

Canada

A country that used her brains and just plainly asked for her independence rather than start a fight for it.

Canada: Hey Britain, i want independence.
Britain: OK.
Canada: sweeet.
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America: Hey Britain, i want independence
Britain: Ohka-
America: NO? THATS IT, WERE GONNA FIGHT YOU FOR IT :@

Canada by TEEHEEEEEEEEE December 13, 2009