calimocha

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.

"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."

by Behest March 16, 2009

Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.

John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.

by Gill Martin December 9, 2008

Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.

Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Calmageddon

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

by will6691 September 4, 2017

calmagog

Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.

larry: hey bob why are you giving rocks to random children?
bob: calmagog!

by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022

Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018