collison

An under-sexed, mentally frustrated person. One who snaps at the slightest distrubance or incident. douchebag

Dude, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend. Just quit being such a collison.

by Cranton November 12, 2007

Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010

Collusion

***This definition deals strictly with race/racism racial identity and social justice** Thinking and acting in ways which directly or indirectly support the system of racism. Both White and People of Color can collude with racism through their attitudes, beliefs and actions. Can be described as selling out, going along to get along, etc.

A Black (or any other race) woman (or man) in the office who sacrifices her racial ethnic identity, who ignores the fact that she was chosen only to make the company look diverse and that because she is there the company feels they don't have to hire any more Blacks or People of Color. This woman has colluded (the act of collusion) and for her silence and obedience, the company may give her a promotion.

by Mr. Andrew May 9, 2006

Stereo Collision

This well PHAT band i manage safe to them
www.stereocollision.tk

That stereo collision gig was phat
yer wicked, chavs suck

by Rossyboy8 January 13, 2005

Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Callisto

Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.

Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.

by superwholockchick February 9, 2018

womon poshy collison

womon poshy collison is a collison where two women bang there vaginal cords into each other while sexaully desrupting the hornal membres of eachother in a sissor like formation

girl: "oh baby i had the best womon poshy collison last night"
boy: "WTF YOU SAID YOU WERE AT YOUR MOTHER'S..."

by -6o4- July 11, 2010