CAF

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

by stoneham March 16, 2022

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Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

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CAF

Abbreviation for "Cash Ambience Factor"

"Cash Ambience Factor" , being the amount of wealth one presents to others. The CAF can be increased by owning jewelry, money, or flashy bling.

1 CAF = $100

Dude those gold tire rims totally bring his CAF up to at least 4.

by KSM184 January 20, 2011

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C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

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Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
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by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

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