Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.

Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet

by Dickpics February 21, 2015

bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Nasty Butler

Sex in a public place, where one of the participants is wearing a suit and tie.

"Tompkins! Give me some Nasty Butler."
"In the vegetable aisle, madam? Certainly. Right away HNNNG"

by Sindy Anna Jones January 6, 2020

Amish Moon Butter

When you urinate into a partner's anal cavity, and proceed to use either your genitals or an appropriate tool to stir the liquids inside much like a traditional "churning" motion.

I had to grab my boy Eric the other day and assert authority by giving him the oldAmish Moon Butter.

by Bill Eternal May 12, 2023

Butler Bait

The term used to describe an underaged and attractive master of a butler. Such as Alois Trancy and Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji. This term is sometimes used by fans of Kuroshitsuji and Kuroshitsuji II.

Alois is totally butler bait to Claude.

by Squidhuggles October 22, 2011

Butlered

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly

This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.

by BigDutch July 25, 2018