Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019

buttchink

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd

Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"

by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004

buttchicken

A person that is a bad DJ or you say it when you are mad at them

If some body hits you you say buttchicken instead of saying ow

by Rainbow loom April 13, 2014

buttwhack rollout

A skateboarding maneuver performed in a pool or pipe, where the rider accidentally steps on the front of the board in front of the trucks, causing the board to fly up and hit him or her in the buttocks. This must be followed by a vehement denial that the board hit you in the butt.

"dude, that was an awesome buttwhack rollout"

by professor fartsinpants March 1, 2009

buttching

Purposely touching someone's buttocks

One of my hobbies is buttching

by Lld April 7, 2015

buttcheek sonic

A character that is more powerful than any god. He is greater than jesus. He is faster than light. If you say bad stuff about him then trust me, you’re going to have a bad time.

Also you use this when you describe something more powerful than any god.

Timmy: Whatcha drawin’ there, Kyle?
Kyle: Oh, i’m drawing the strongest person ever, buttcheek sonic.
Timmy: Oh him? I don’t like him. He’s pretty ugly and fat.
Kyle: Take that fucking back or else *pulls out shotgun* i’ll blow your fuckin’ head off.
Timmy: Fuck you.

~ Fin

by wtf is a thanos May 27, 2019

Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022