Skip to main content

Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021
mugGet the Butt Plug Farmmug.

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.
Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!
by 13boards May 25, 2022
mugGet the butt plugmug.

Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.
"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."
by MKkiller914412 May 2, 2016
mugGet the Butt plugmug.

butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit
man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro
by big booty badass January 28, 2020
mugGet the butt plug browniesmug.

Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.
Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT
by Asymmetric shits for trump October 1, 2022
mugGet the Butt plugmug.

Butt plug

The person you call up to set up some Anal sex
Demarcus is one hell of a butt plug, he hooks me up with all the hot babes.
by imShroomn September 3, 2020
mugGet the Butt plugmug.

Syrian Butt Plug

When a person sticks his or her big toe into their own ass. It can be either the left or right big toe.

The practice originated in Syrian prisons as a torture technique used on captives. It’s since gained popularity amongst ISIS members outside of prison.
Yo, did you see how freaky Allen is? He pulled off the Syrian Butt Plug.
by Aire Feek May 12, 2022
mugGet the Syrian Butt Plugmug.

Share this definition