Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

holy bugger

used to demonstrate or provoke excessive excitement, wonder, disgust, shock or disappointment.

Holy bugger!!! That couple is the worst possible combination on god's green earth.

by Ultimate Jabroni January 28, 2009

fuck bugger

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS

oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it

by lad dude February 20, 2017

bugger sugar

Another term for cocaine.

Give me some of that bugger sugar.

by ...Andrew November 23, 2007

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

bugger me with a fishfork

Shocked.

Just won the lottery "well bugger me with a fishfork "

by Saturdaysun January 4, 2011

bugger off

A more polite way of telling someone to fuck off.

"Bugger Off" by The Dubliners

Chorus:
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the batenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your knoxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.

Chorus

So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of fucking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

(1-2-3 FUCK YOU!)

by ijm November 6, 2006