Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
by Monty_Pythons August 05, 2009
A bruise that is located at the back part of the foot below the ankle. An injuring mostly occurring to skateboarders that jumping off high platforms and landing on their feet without their skateboard.
I heard got major heel bruise from trying that gap yesterday.
If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
If you wear Addidas socks with Vans, you're asking for heel bruise.
by Sk8rBoyL8rBoy June 28, 2017
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020
Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011
A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
by Blackcox44859 August 08, 2013
To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.
Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
by lewdog07 February 17, 2010
The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
by Poodleusier June 24, 2004