Bronsoning

Technical telling of the truth by means of omission of facts, when in fact the entire picture would be a lie.

By way of Bronsoning, he was not lying, because he left out key details.

by Fiveeighteen May 13, 2025

Troy Bronson

A mysterious and secretive Los Angeles-based model and actor who keeps his personal life private and only reveals his artistic side to the public. He is rumoured to be dating a Swedish supermodel and has a loyal fanbase across the globe on social media platforms.

Example: "Who is Troy Bronson dating? He is so Troy Bronson about it."

by pacificshell50 June 22, 2023

Bronson

Masculine, old school, strong, brutally handsome, and a great ride. Really just a great EBike!

"My Bronson EBike is so powerful, it looks great too and the battery lasts forever"

by Il Bruto May 10, 2024

Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.

Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice

by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023

'87 roof top, Bronson

lyrics of the song hive

'87 roof top, Bronson

by questernm October 16, 2022

Steamy Bronson

The act of diahrreahing into a plastic bag, putting it into a sock, and beating someone with it until the bag breaks

Did you hear jordan gave austyn a steamy bronson?

by Silly willy 69 October 11, 2025