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bronson hartley

wierd dude but messed not smart but super good at ballin
He is there noep ethats bronson hartley
by !@##$$$$$$JDJDJDJD February 5, 2018
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Bronson

Bronson is a virgin that has never had any interaction with a female. he probably will forget his stuff and will block you on social media for the most petty things.
man, that guy is the biggest Bronson I've ever met
by bigdingdong696969 November 21, 2021
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Bronson

Someone with this name generally has a massive cock and is liked by all. He is superior in every way to people named Satvik.
Damn, Bronson is so hot.
by NotBronson November 24, 2021
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Download a Bronson

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.
That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.
by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018
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Bronson

Masculine, old school, strong, brutally handsome, and a great ride. Really just a great EBike!
"My Bronson EBike is so powerful, it looks great too and the battery lasts forever"
by Il Bruto May 10, 2024
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Bronson

Bronson is male on male prostitute
by Regae12 October 2, 2023
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Bronson

Bronson is a name for a guy SUPER into hockey, also really has a big crush on the Ford Bronco.

Bronson’s usually are blonde, but super super sweet and nice to be around. Sometimes you just wanna keep a little Bronson around you at all times!

Being a Bronson comes with responsibility of being friendly with everyone and anyone at that. You could be the most shy person in the world and Bronson could bring out the happy social butterfly in you.
Person: “Why are you so happy today?”

Me: “Because I have a Bronson!”
by Aluminumbutts December 10, 2021
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