Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Spirit Broners

Two men that have had sex with different women at different times but in the same room.

That dude lives in my old apartment. We are Spirit Broners.

by Clayton Bertram June 16, 2020

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

Broner

When you have a large amount of respect and have a non-homosexual man crush on a bro.

"I don't know about you but Matt gives me a right broner".

by Monkeyboy22 November 2, 2014

Broner

When a straight dude gets an erection around other straight dudes.

Dude#1: Dude, I got a total broner at last night ball game.

Dude#2: Fag!

by ADD'EM June 4, 2017

broner

Pronounced "bro-ner". This term is synonymous and has come to replace the lame and pathetic "man crush". A dude gets a broner when he has a male friend he thinks is really cool and really likes to hang out with him.

Dude 1: "That guy Alex is fun to hang out with and cracks me up. We should hang out with him again this weekend."

Dude 2: "You totally have a broner for Alex."

by sh1fty April 23, 2013