top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Brillo™

1. Excessive pubic hair.
2. Especially course pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair that pokes through the underwear, bikini bottoms or jeans.

Did you see her Nic's crotch shot? That chick has the Brillo™ going on.

by Darrenteed June 10, 2007

Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.

dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out

by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

by misterhahn August 15, 2006

bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003