bristol

An unwed teen who is pregnant despite, or as a result of, receiving only abstinence-based sex education in a fundamentalist religious family.

Bristols are growing in number as the economy worsens, leaving them with fewer entertainment choices.

by Tradjazz April 20, 2009

The University of Bristol

A scam, soul sucking shit hole where dreams come to die.

A: hey im going to the University of Bristol next year
B: my condolences

by A Ho has no name December 10, 2020

bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

by lee trout August 25, 2006

bristol warriors

An Ice hockey team of gentlemen from in and around the bristol area

the best ice hockey team in the world bristol warriors

by ANDY FROM THE UK August 24, 2006

Bristol, CT

A suburban city located in Hartford County, CT. About 20 minutes from Hartford, poulation around 61,000. Bristol is know primarily as the home of ESPN, and also contains Lake Compounce, America's oldest still functioning theme park. "Bell City" and "Mum City" are are Bristol's nicknames. Atrractions include the Mum Festival, and an annual street fistval with a car show, as well as many parks.

Bristol, CT, is only 20 minutes from Hartford.

by Sicilian Toothpick August 21, 2011

bristol

When you f%#k up royally in life and get rewarded for it. Derived from Bristol Palin, a moron who turned an unplanned pregnancy into a career.

I beat up a homeless guy once, but a boxing manager saw it & I got a job! Totally bristoled that one!

by JMo1983 June 2, 2011

Bristol Rovers

The 'other' football team in Bristol, also known as 'the gas'. Also supported by wurzels

Oi be a gaaas 'ead. Oi be.

by black flag June 2, 2004