Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

Boinkers

Viagra or boner pills

Pete Davidson probably takes Boinkers.

by Boinkers69 May 11, 2022

blinker day

you have to hit a blinker (on dab pen) on July 2nd

“Yoo man its blinker day! You gotta hit a blinker on the cart bro!”

by wizguy20 June 30, 2023

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Smile Bringer

One who brings smiles to a persons face without effort. Literally a photo or nice text will make one smile.

Hey Erin, You're a smile bringer, you're the best.

My background pic is a smile bringer.

by TBlag April 26, 2011