dirty backyard

A hairy or otherwise disgusting asshole. May invlovle clingons, lice, etc

As Chad bent down to toss Lisa's salad, he realized, abrubtly, that she had a dirty backyard. He promptly smacked her and threw her out of his house.

by Harlod Balsagna October 23, 2006

Backyard Sluts 9

A stereotypical porno name used to describe a hardcore fetish porno. It originates in south park, were some parents put a hardcore porn in the wrong dvd box and give it to their kids and have to explain every type of creepy disturbing porn fetish known to man.

Just like exaggerating a number ("I been there like 31240384873 times")

Bill: dude I just got rented a pron ima go jack off
Steve: have fun perv
Joe: See ya bro
*Bill leaves*
*Girl walks up*
GirlName:Have you seen Bill?
Joe: Yea, he's watching some Backyard Sluts 9 or some shit
Girlname: What a weirdo.

by medicwine November 8, 2009

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005

backyard boogie

Backyard Boogie...really shitty weed thats grown in a back yard..







for randy stone rip

oh shit Aissa and Randy we got the Backyard boogie...

shit nig we got the Backyard Boog..

by the green muse aka viviana . February 22, 2009

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

Backyard Blend

a type of snack mix that is made with a blend of Pringles’ Sour Cream & Onion and BBQ flavored potato crisps. Although historically mixed at a ratio of 1:1, a blend ratio as high as 3:2 is also acceptable. Backyard blends mixed at or near a 3:2 ratio are commonly referred to as "black jack variants" or "Blackyard Blends." Also know as "Urban Chex-Mix."

Jesus, Nigel! Wash your hands before you go rummaging through that Backyard Blend! And please stop picking out the BBQ ones!

by Sir Alfred Samuel June 11, 2018

backyard chandelier

When a guy is bent over and you can see his sack from the back.

I looked out the window and saw my neighbours backyard chandelier.

by Baconletuce February 8, 2020