Noun. A very creative person who puts a little piece of themselves in everything they do. Extremely protective of the ones they care about. Brian is an alpha male, they can not walk into a room without everyone knowing they are there. Brians know how to party and do so exsessively at a young age, and like to stay at home later in life. Extremely smart, they have a tendency to have ALL of the universe's common sense. Arguing with a Brian is futile though, because you can'
t win an argument with them. They care about every living thing on earth. Be it
people, or bugs if Brians can
help they will. Witty, and quick with a
joke to make you laugh. They have a dark sense of humor though so be careful not to take things personally. On the outside Brian is a hard shell, but much like a Tootsie Pop, they have a soft gooie center. As a lover, Brian, figures out what gets a partner off and
sex with them can be VERY satisfying. Incapable of healthy relationships they have a tendency to need to "step-out" but their loyalty is solid. If you manage to earn the
true love of a Brian, they will put you on a pedestal. Quick tempered it doesn'
t take much to
piss Brian off. Once angered they turn into a grizzly bear and can rip you to shreds mentally or physically. Brian is prone to severe
depression and anxiety. A lover, a fighter, a protecter, an
asshole and a friend Brian has all the traits to make him great.
That is exactly what a Brian would do.
You can try to be a Brian all you want, but you will never be that
cool.
Brian is so awesome, I wish he would notice me.
Me: I just want you to admit to yourself that we have been a couple for a while without making me feel like it's such a bad thing.
Brian: look I can't give you what you need and there is no point in trying. I can'
t really trust anyone not to hurt me.
Me:
I love you just the way you are, I
don'
t expect anything from you, you can't give. I just want to tell the world I love you and you not deny it.
Brian: I love you and hate you at the same time. I can'
t deal with this right now.