Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

dove breast

a male equivalent of camel toe. Occurs when a man's pants are so tight, the outline of his scrotum can be seen, resembling the appearance of a de-feathered dove breast.

Chad's pants were so tight last night, his dove breast was flaring all over the place.

by afinch December 2, 2004

breast

What lonely teenaged boys wish they could touch.

Look at that girl's breasts. I just want to reach over and...

by Colony September 20, 2003

breast friend

A man's female best friend with no romantic feelings between the two.

Finding himself dateless on a Friday night, Jenkins decided to call his breast friend Leanna to hang out.

by fisherich September 16, 2009

breast worship

BW to fondle, kiss, suck and otherwise admire a ladies breasts during foreplay

We started with LFK and some breast worship.

by rysard November 20, 2014

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

breastmatized

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.

"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007