Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

flu brewer

another name for asshole

brown star, ring of fire.

My co-worker takes it in the flu brewer.

by Kate January 15, 2004

Brewer

A penis in the grimey sense... that hasn't been cleaned in a while, cheesy with some chavy genital herpes on the side.

DB in PS. Brewer is disgusting and repulsive.

by Joeleo November 17, 2006

Brewers Win the World Series

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

dauntless brewer

Someone that brewed for dauntless

Zernt is a Dauntless Brewer

by lmaoxdlabored December 20, 2017

Brewer

A young stoner male with giant penis and has a lot of hoes but is humble and will make females cum.

Brewers got me high then he fucked me and his dick was so big it hurt.

by Campbell1 September 14, 2017

brewer feet

a term used to describe the feet of a person that are particularly off-putting or abnormal. While most feet are not attractive, brewer feet are overly unsettling. Brewer feet may be smelly, dirty, or have some sort of disfigurement to the toes. There may also be bunions or misshaped toenails. There is generally some quality about the described appendages that makes them overtly disgusting. Most people with brewer feet favor wearing close-toed shoes in order to keep them under wraps. Flip-flops are not meant to be worn by people with brewer feet.

The nail technician winced when she saw the client scheduled for a pedicure took off her socks and revealed a set of brewer feet.

Laurel knew she had brewer feet and wisely chose a closed-toed pair of pumps for the party instead of strappy sandals.

After dropping a box on his foot while moving, the broken toenail and bruised toes gave John serious brewer feet.

The girl avoided shoe shopping because she was self conscious of her brewer feet.

by knowledgefairy December 10, 2010