Brendan

Usually the name of a queer person
guy 1: Hey do you know brendan?

Guy 2: i heard he's gay
by ownedns November 19, 2010
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Brendaning

The act of ragging on someone, usually a teacher,to get out of work. This also includes bitching and/ or whining at them.
"Mr. C can I not do the project?"
"Yo quit brendaning on Mr C!"
by SCSkillman January 26, 2009
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Brendan

A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating
Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot
by Cheetah hater May 11, 2013
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Brendan

A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
by Author1992 September 01, 2019
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A burnt out stoner who won’t go anywhere in life, typically caught fucking anything that can move. Brendan’s typically have dark brown hair and wear shorts when it’s below freezing. Typically of Jewish decent, you can find these creatures in most frat parties even though they aren’t in said fraternity
Girl 1: wow look at Brendan’s abs
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha
by Shitpiss1488 November 19, 2018
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Brendan

Red headed boner who came from a small town and doesn’t burn/booze/ski.
Are we going out tonight?

No imma pull a Brendan
by Theicbs October 24, 2018
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Brendaning

To explain a joke that really didn't need explaining.
A: Hah SJP's face looks like a foot

B: Actually I think you'll find feet are a lot more asymmetrical than that

A: QUIT BRENDANING

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You just have to go brendaning everything, spoil sport
by ylive dictionary November 27, 2011
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