by DrexusURBANUS February 15, 2023
The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem March 08, 2016
"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."
"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."
"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."
by 9saf^ August 15, 2024
Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.
by BigBadBitch:) October 19, 2022
by LeftyFnaf1 March 31, 2024