Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem March 08, 2016
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Breaching Submarine

Putting your finger(s) in your butthole while letting spurts of pee out to feel like edging.
"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."

"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."
by 9saf^ August 15, 2024
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the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.
James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly
by BigBadBitch:) October 19, 2022
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Fnaf Security Breach

The biggest pile of dogshit I've ever seen
<idiot> Have you played Fnaf Security Breach

<me> No that game is dogshit
by LeftyFnaf1 March 31, 2024
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