brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

Brainus

The occurence of putting one person's testicle(s) inside another person's anus.

He gave her the brainus.

by Roddy von Seldeneck May 19, 2007

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

braindum

being dumb while having the name brandon.
originating from when kenny called brandon braindum,because hes an idiot.

hey whats up braindum

by brandon t. B. June 15, 2008

Brainbug

1) The act of losing one's virginity.

2) The 1st time one engages in sexual intercourse

I was in the club, with the girl grinding who would later brainbugged me.

by ExtraSkinKing December 31, 2010

brainfucked

the complete combination of all of the following state of minds:
high
super high
super duper high
man i'm really high
dude i don't think i could be any higher man
stoned
baked
blazed
fucked up
ripped
blitzed
blown
toasted
fried
gone
out of it
lit
faded
oh man

Stoner #1 says, "Dude are you high?"

Stoner #2 replies, "Man........im brainfucked right now."

by tbigbdaddy August 31, 2010

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008