Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far

Braden's dick is huge

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Braden

A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.

Braden - “Nice Ballsack, Joey”

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Braden

Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.

Becky: he’s so hot Braden is

Skye:DONT mess with him he’s MINE

by Skye is pretty June 8, 2019

Braden

A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.

Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.

by Black Asshole January 7, 2012

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

Braden

He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.

Wow Braden and caydence should TOTALLY date!

by Cruahing❤️ April 12, 2017

Braden

a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.

yo that kid looked liked a braden

by Braden55555 December 28, 2010