A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
Get the Bradenmug. Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.
by Skye is pretty June 8, 2019
Get the Bradenmug. This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok
The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon
Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis
Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis
by Foxxilpufti July 17, 2020
Get the bradenitismug. by anonymous September 24, 2020
Get the Bradenmug. A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.
by Black Asshole January 7, 2012
Get the Bradenmug. A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.
Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.
by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012
Get the Bradenmug. He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.
by Cruahing❤️ April 12, 2017
Get the Bradenmug.