Big Bad Bowers

The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.

Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

*shits themselves*

by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Shyiem Bowers

Shyiem is the realist black nigga in America

It should be used when you are talking about real nigga I like dang that boy Shyiem bowers got them percentage

by BigDBowers November 23, 2021

Bowers

A cool confident woman in charge while in public but behind closed doors a wildcat in the bedroom.

Oh hey. Did you hear? Our new boss is such a Bowers

by UndercoverS October 9, 2018

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019

BOWER

The stage above power. It typically means you are on a level that rivals God or Zeno-sama, or even Lord Twigo sempai sama. It means you can erase universes and your power is unrivaled.

I HAVE BOWER!!

by Living my mom's basement June 3, 2020

Bower

The act of taking a shower while laying in the tub.

Are you taking a shower? No I’m taking a bower so I can be on my phone.

by Will4903 July 22, 2019