Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013

Love Boner

When a male becomes erect by the thought of or by being told that his loved one loves him.

Sally: "I love you so much baby."
George: "You just gave me a huge Love Boner."
Sally: "Oh yes, I can feel that!"

by Sally69 February 10, 2013

Boner

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

by Jon200105 February 27, 2013

Boner Queen

A general term for an attractive looking girlfriend, who is quite esteemed in the art of getting their boyfriends hard.

After the countless stories about having sex with his girlfriend, Tom's girlfriend is hereby known as a boner queen.

by ArtfullyCrude October 18, 2009

Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017

Compliment boner

When you're throwing so many compliments around that the recipient gets aroused.

You keep telling me how awesome I am and I'm going to get a compliment boner.

by Yomommasbae August 21, 2015

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012