borkborkbork

An onomatopoeic language spoken by the Swedish Chef from The Muppets.

Google-a seerch zee moofins, borkborkbork!

by Borkborkbork August 15, 2010

secks bocks

verb) putting someone in a bocks and secksing them until they giggle

dang i want to put that pony rider in a secks bocks

by ponybuck February 12, 2008

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

by gfm November 18, 2004

bocker

Meaning a chav/scutter.. someone who lives on a council estate & is on the doll.. they hang out on park benches or outside the local shops,they smoke weed & wear fake burberry,trackies & shox..

name come from an alcoholic tramp that lived in Derby - 'bocker wright'.

Oh darling look at that bocker over there drinking lambrini..

He was on jezza kyle, what a bocker!

by wilko.x December 2, 2010

Kaponga Nack Bock

When a girls pussy is filled with chicken salt and a man/woman licks it out.

Benny is always munching on a Kaponga Nack Bock

by NackBocker August 16, 2010

Bocky

a word that originated at chs, and means blowjob.

that girl gave me a bocky last night and it was awesome.

by yeahman3235 December 13, 2009