bludge donation

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.

Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

by big bad bill July 5, 2012

Blundelled

When you cough, sneeze, and shit all in one FLUID motion.

Jenny blundelled all over herself when her husband held his own opinion.

by Jugsforyou2000 June 22, 2016

Bluddy

The words "Blud" and Buddy" mixed together making the word "Bluddy"

"What does Bluddy think hes doing"

by Bullet..VR June 30, 2023

Bludie

When you want to say blud but also wanna say buddy. Created by jake

“yo wsp bludie” or “sure bludie”

by brooke silly goose! August 27, 2023

Bluhdiginous

Extremely attractive to the opposite sex.

"Man look at that Bluhdiginous guy over there, just pickin' up those Bluhdiginous chicks like its nothin'."

by Vincent Laretti June 19, 2008

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

dole bludger

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.

Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.

by simon22 July 21, 2006