blurgaling

The act of stealing the seven from used condoms in a brothel.

Hey let's go blurgaling the brothel just closed it'll be ripe.

by Barlg December 28, 2024

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

Blunching

When you have too many mimosas at brunch and it makes you blush all red

“Guys i know these mimosas are bottomless but this is my last one, I just looked in the mirror and I’m hardcore blunching”

by Coconut123456 April 14, 2026

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

dead blushing

A dead inside and/or outside person is somehow blushing but awkwardly as they attempt their red face which could come off as cute, happens when someone close compliments them

rosaria's dead blushing again...

by eror404t November 19, 2021