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stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.
by the real mr t. January 13, 2009
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Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook
Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker
by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
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Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
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Night Blooming Jasmine

a tropical plant with a strong and sweet smell that only blooms at night
by 25IMF July 2, 2019
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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