Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

blite

adj. for biracial person with one black parent and one white parent.

Isn't Lenny Kravitz blite? What about Mariah Carey, she looks blite.

by HitlerWasAFag December 16, 2004

Blitoris

(n) Can refer to any point near the anus which experiences extreme pleasure when scratched, rubbed, or pinched. Usually preceded by itching or irritating sensations near or at the pleasurable area.

Stanley was fervently rubbing his blitoris all day. Little did he know, he was only making things worse.

by craZmexican4520 April 22, 2015

blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea

Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008

Blite

What you call a person that is half black ,half white.

M:Hey do what race are you?

J:im blite
M: What?!!
J: half black half white

by Abroza March 28, 2017

Blith Statement

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.

by KLTL16 December 29, 2020

Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006