Blitzer

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.

Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.

I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.

by envi123 September 2, 2005

blitzkrieg

blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war

a spontanious but severe attack!

used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.

by woship_play May 25, 2004

Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015

blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007