Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.

Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.

by LemonSavage February 10, 2018

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.

-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.

by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022

blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...

My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!

by Puma kph May 28, 2016

Blessid

Alternative pronunciation of "Blessed", which can be used to show appreciation for a certain situation or thing.

"This is some blessid kush"

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Person 1: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow"
Person 2: "It's supposed to be a snow day"
Person 1: "Blessid"

by ganjafarmer6 August 15, 2011

Bessie

A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.

bessie ,epic, awesome, betsy,bessy,chick,fat

Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!

John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.

* nurses shoulder*

by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015

King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009