Bertation

A fill-in word used to replace a word in which one cannot bring to mind.

Well a very very heaveh... uh, heavy deh, bertation tonight.

by CalebTheGuitarist March 5, 2011

blert

Literally a "black alert" for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.

"Daaaaamn--check out the blert to the right!"

by uneazy-e August 17, 2010

bertaholic

Some one obsessed with all things bert.

Phoebe Johnson is a bertaholic.

by earnestj March 15, 2008

bertarooney

large cigar rolled joint, given its name for concealment

kid #1: dude, bertarooney?
kid#2: Nice!

by Jahwii September 5, 2009

Berta

A huge fat woman off of two and a half men

A woman that has lifted a oven to kill a house mouse
A Berta

by housemouse6996 January 8, 2012

Berta

A cheap and easy party girl who cheats and has affairs with unavailable married men.

She did the Berta with Michael for 8 years and it ruin both her marriages.

by RealMe69 June 18, 2018

bertation

Also known as a brain fart, it first appeared shortly after the Emmys when CBS anchorwoman Serene Branson had an infamous tongue-tied episode on live television.

I had an embarrassing bertation when I was giving that speech, dammit!

by X1rtam March 2, 2011