Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

baby bladder

A medical condition that causes some otherwise healthy grown men to pee after one or two beers.

Jason has been to the bathroom 4 times already because he has a baby bladder.

by True Wizzle April 8, 2015

Arianna braddy

A bithh that is ugly as fuck with nappy ass hair, needs to take a bath, dumb as fuck and cant dance to save her life.

"Hey who is that"

"Thats Arianna braddy"

by marrhatesarinnabraddy May 1, 2022

bladdle

adj. explosively laddle

That toepen match was bladdle!

by Jabs March 24, 2005

Wank Bladder

The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.

7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"

"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"

Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"

by combatstig March 15, 2009

Blardy

Australian way of pronouncing the word "bloody".

"Bloody" is used to intensify insults.

Blardy hell, stop burning the blardy sausages on the blardy Barbeque.

by |ntr|gue December 6, 2004

bladdows

"bla-DOWS" - noun.

Slang expression for a pair of large, well formed, female breasts.

Her face is alright, but what a set of bladdows!

by BC74 September 30, 2010