When you have erectile dysfunction, but you're a shower so bitches try to shove your eternally limp, semi-large cock into their pussy.
Me: I've got E.D., my guy
Her: but, your cock is huge anyway!
me: alrightbet , you can have my Limp Bizkit
Her: but, your cock is huge anyway!
me: alrightbet , you can have my Limp Bizkit
by Traps ain't gay, fag February 4, 2018
Get the Limp Bizkit mug.A great rap metal band who formed in the mid nineties with 5 members. They released their first album "Three Dollar Bill, Y'all" in 1997, which is probably their most raw sounding album. They then released their second album in 1999 called "Significant Other" which in my opinion is their best album to date. A year later they released "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog flavored water" that included the chart topping single "Rollin". Their latest album "Results may vary" is probably their worst album, but in my eyes it still kicks ass.
For everyone, you either love Limp Bizkit or hate them. For the people who hate Limp Bizkit, it's probably because:
A: You are a metal fan and think they aren't "good enough" or "heavy enough" for you to listen to.
OR
B: You are a metal fan that thinks rap and metal shouldnt mix.
To those people who are the A's or B's, I say this: Limp Bizkit does not care what you think of them and their fans, do not care what you think of them, so if you don't like them, then shut the fuck up and don't listen to them. If you don't think that they are a talented band, then you must be smoking something. Wes Borland is probably one of the best modern guitarists out there, so eat shit, hater.
Limp Bizkit consists of:
Vocals- Fred Durst
Guitar- Wes Borland
Bass- Sam Rivers
Drums- John Otto
Turntables- DJ Lethal (real name is Leor Dimant)
For everyone, you either love Limp Bizkit or hate them. For the people who hate Limp Bizkit, it's probably because:
A: You are a metal fan and think they aren't "good enough" or "heavy enough" for you to listen to.
OR
B: You are a metal fan that thinks rap and metal shouldnt mix.
To those people who are the A's or B's, I say this: Limp Bizkit does not care what you think of them and their fans, do not care what you think of them, so if you don't like them, then shut the fuck up and don't listen to them. If you don't think that they are a talented band, then you must be smoking something. Wes Borland is probably one of the best modern guitarists out there, so eat shit, hater.
Limp Bizkit consists of:
Vocals- Fred Durst
Guitar- Wes Borland
Bass- Sam Rivers
Drums- John Otto
Turntables- DJ Lethal (real name is Leor Dimant)
I cant wait for the new LB album to come out, ever since I found out Wes came back, I have been so excited! xD
by Michael Barbara March 8, 2005
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by dog town boi October 25, 2003
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In a few years people will hate System of a Down too, because that's what cool gothy nu metal teens do!
by Youre a fag June 4, 2003
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Get the limp bizkit mug.Q: you see that new Linkin Bizkit video yet?
A: yeah, i got through a whole box of tissues just watching it!
A: yeah, i got through a whole box of tissues just watching it!
by the B-Blocker December 15, 2010
Get the Linkin Bizkit mug.the word C-Bizkit was derived from the name craig, to form a word describing a fat, oppinionated hippy who worships a man named jim and often invents annoying phrases such as "your mom's a quiche face" or "some one's got sand in his vagina" and insists them on throwing them in at random points in all of his (or her) conversations.
If that stupid C-bizkit would shut up for a second and look up from his cheeseburger, he might notice that every one left and he's just talking to himself.
by Meelar December 29, 2004
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