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batterbitch

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.
Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.
by Batterbitch October 20, 2013
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Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.
A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."
by Peter324 December 12, 2013
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deserved better

to merit, be qualified for, or have a claim to (reward, assistance, punishment, etc.) because of actions, qualities, or situation: to deserve exile; to deserve charity; a theory that deserves consideration. verb (used without object), deserved, deserving.
tmr characters deserved better
by naeya1 May 18, 2018
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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date
by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007
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battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd
man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid
by jejomar August 20, 2006
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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting
by chicken hawk 103 December 23, 2010
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Better Party Syndrome

More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.

Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
by I Am The Party March 5, 2009
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