Bismarck

While fingering, an inexperienced rookie in the sack rips apart the inside of a vagina due to a lack of knowledge and straight up stupidity.

Jade is such a cunt. I can't even walk because of the wicked bismarck she gave me last night!

by Trunchbull September 22, 2007

Bismarck Yellow

In rugby - a Bismarck yellow is when a yellow card is given for a fantastic bone-crunching tackle which is (incorrectly) deemed to be a shoulder charge.

Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.

Others would suggest that the referee was bought.

Come on Mr Ref, that's a Bismarck yellow

That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow

by Roman Poite September 28, 2013

bismarki

It is to be used the same way as bull shit

I'm not getting into this bismarki

by Hummer May 21, 2018

Bigmack0410

The best game ever .A very sexy man. Who shows any women a good time. He’s a cool dude. And is so funny and just an all round brilliant person

Tinky winky: do you know how to get in touch with BIGMACK0410 I need to learn how to be better at F1
Divinestag: no I bet you would find him in a crowd of women though he’s a massive ladies man.
Touchmepope: I want to be more like BIGMACK0410
Lightningbrad: I pray every night for it

by The pussy mobile June 28, 2021

Bismarckian

A hick from the strange town of bismarck. The bismarckians tend to have an IQ on average of 14, and you’ll be lucky to find one that’s passed grade 7. But you’ll hear those recent drops outs in their loud trucks speeding down any residential street.

Is he an inbred? Well yes but he’s a bismarckian.

by ThedestroyerofP July 29, 2022

Bismarck

Bismarck is a polite and disciplined man, that is also fun to be around. He is also tall and handsome and he always wins everyone's heart. He might not seem likes he knows a lot, but he is very intelligent as well as passionate about learning new things. If you ever find a Bismarck, you could always count on him being a great and unique individual.

He is such a gentleman, such a Bismarck!

by Isaackassa January 30, 2024

Bismarck

The floating stool that just won't flush way for several attempts. After the movie "Sink The Bismarck"

Robin noticed the bismarck was still lurking in the toilet pan despite the use of copious amounts of toilet roll , soap and several attempts to flush it away.

by jerel of salopia March 31, 2024