Birmingham Bidet

When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt

Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet

by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021

Birmingham Booty Call

latin: Dico lino

Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Birmingham, Alabama

Thus far, I've lived in Birmingham 19 years and only recently have I become aware of how corrupt the city truly is. All-in-all, if you live in a decent part, e.g. Mountain Brook, Forest Park, and places of that caliber, you should be fine; however, Southside, Five Points South (despite the beautiful Highlands United Methodist Church), Woodlawn, and other places of that nature are rather dangerous. The crime rate is high, but if you live in one of the higher caliber places you hardly notice it-- until it bites you in the butt and you're made to realize that even though you live in the beautiful, lush Forest Park you're on the cusp of Avondale and the "black gang neighborhood"... Or simply... "the hood". Drug deals aren't uncommon and Five Points South is one of the sketchiest places you could go in the after-dark hours. The homeless population, and the addict population, reside there and panhandle relentlessly.

All of the aforementioned stated, it's still a nice place to visit and it has proven to be a nice place to live.

Birmingham, Alabama was once a beautiful city with a booming economy... Now, included in Jefferson County, it is corrupt and bankrupt and the population is comprised of more poor-to-do people than not.

by Lady of Lothlorien July 13, 2011

birmingham city

A shit football team in aston.bloose fans are all gay.So is upson.

will young:hey matt, are you coming to my house later?*wink wink*
upson:sure, can i bring ljungberg?

by john the wolves fan March 8, 2005

Birmingham city

A shit fucking overrated club with no money and inbred fans.

"Do you support birmingham city?"
"Nah fam heard mason moore supports them"

by Ginger Danny boyy June 4, 2019

Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.

She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.

by Slappypants Magee May 26, 2008

Birmingham Stank

A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.

"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"

by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012