Sexual Bimby

A girl that does it all in sex.

Joe´s sister is such a Sexual Bimby. Last night we did it all the possible ways.

by lemonvodk March 2, 2010

bimbo

A woman, typically between the ages of 16 and 39, who wears makeup, owns a cell phone, weighs less than 150 lbs, and doesn't care how clueless her boyfriend is as long as he's "hot".

Hey, look at that bimbo over there... she would look so much better with my sperm dripping down her face.

by VonZippa February 19, 2007

bimbonetics

bimbonetics (bim boh net iks) NOUN. The science or manufacture of artificially stupid women.

My God, are all the Ford girls that dumb? Their dad must be doctor of bimbonetics.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.

In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."

by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012

bimbophone

A cell phone that may look good, but lacks the abilities that a smartphone boasts ( such as the presence of apps, built in GPS, etc.)

Ben: How hot will it be tomorrow?
John: There's an app for that.
Ben: Curse this bimbophone!

by angelbunny90 November 3, 2010

Bimbo

A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.

Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”

by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020

Bimbos

Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.

Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.

Usually hang around with other bimbos.

U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.

Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.

example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton

JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.

JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.

by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019